It never fails. You forget to send the email announcing the Czech Glass Trunk Shows when you’re supposed to, then you can’t get the new addresses to import into the emailer correctly, you can’t find the template you want to use, you forget the picture, and THEN, to set the whole thing off, you delete some teeny marker that tells the emailer to insert the first name from the database when it’s sending you the email.
So you send out all of those emails with “Dear (Contact First Name),” in the first line.
I apologize profusely, we really do know your first names if you entered them when you signed up for the newsletter. I truly am the Airhead in Charge of Communication this week.
And my animal cracker Bunny (bag purchased because I’m being thwarted at every turn) is broken in half.
Insert long whine here…